My Ridiculous Dog
Posted by admin on 13 January, 2012
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A video about my dog, Lemon, who is a retired racing greyhound, a cuddlebear, a fart face, and a herp-a-derp-apotomus. Katherine and I spent all day yesterday thinking of these: If Lemon were at a 90 degree angle to a wall…she would be DERPENDICULAR! If Lemon violated the first law of thermodynamics, she would be…A DERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE If Lemon were a middle school attack move, she would be a PURPLE DERPLE! Every year on Lemon’s birthday, we throw her a DERPRISE PARTY! If Lemon were a professional thief, they would call her… wait for it…. THE DERPETRATOR! That’s all we got…but seriously we love her very much and you can find a greyhound adoption agency near you (if you live in America) here www.adopt-a-greyhound.org
23 Comments on “My Ridiculous Dog”
Herp-a-derp-apotomus is my new favourite animal.
I Just laughed so hard. If I were drinking milk it would have come out of my nose. I want a greyhound.
Hyperbole and a half anyone?
If Lemon guided people up mountains for a living, she’d be a Derpa-Sherpa.
the 2004 cast of SNL did not include will ferrell
go Lemon
I want a gif of the “freaky zombie dog” face.
Aw soo cute!
Lemon has given me a newfound appreciation for Greyhounds.
My pet greyhound is called Chompers and he is awesome. That is all.
Hank, I very much like your hair, please continue to wear it like that
It’s Lemon-o de mayo!!!
I adore this video so much that I had to watch it twice today. Sadly, today’s dose of Lemon reminded me that soon, I have to find a home for my two partners in crime. Nerdfighters, I challenge you to find decent homes for my feline family members. We are close to Austin and I hate to put them in a shelter because they were both rescued from awful homes and I do not think they will do well in a shelter environment. Can you help us, nerdfighteria?
I adore this video so much that I had to watch it twice today. Sadly, today’s dose of Lemon reminded me that soon, I have to find a home for my two partners in crime. Nerdfighters, I challenge you to find decent homes for my feline family members. We are close to Austin and I hate to put them in a shelter because they were both rescued from awful homes and I do not think they will do well in a shelter environment. Can you help us, nerdfighteria?
If Lemon were a criminal, she’s be a Derpetrator…
Is this the dog that was nameless in your video a few years ago?
Our greyhound is one of Lemon’s 5000 half-siblings. They act, sound, and look identical.
my dog does the same thing!!!!!
I love your dog. This video just made a very difficult night much better. Thank you. If my kitties and I had a larger living space and the means to care for a doggie, I would love to adopt a doggie like Lemon.
You can tell that The Katherine (and Hank) love Lemonus patheticus a lot
any animal named after tinafey is awesome
I have a greyhound named Dolly! She’s a huge herpaderpapotamus, it’s adorable.
She’s adorable. If you ever want a quiet, cuddly dog, get a greyhound!
I have a Yorkshire terrier, it never shuts the fuck up